Schooliform

[Ian H]

Considerably older than you would entail people who attended school in the 1940s.

An amusing, if irrelevant, adjunct to the discussion in hand.

No one's that old.

 

[AndyRM]

I don't know whether the haughty tone adopted is intentional or not, but it's made me giggle like a rebellious schoolie.

Must dash, else I'll be late for a quickie and a fag round the bike sheds.

 

[multitool]

Must dash, else I'll be late for a quickie and a fag round the bike sheds.

Yes, don't be late for Sir round the bikesheds or he'll get jolly batey!

 

[multitool]

I don't know whether the haughty tone adopted is intentional or not

Watch out everyone! The tone police have arrived

 

[bobzmyunkle]

I've explained this ad nauseum.

More than once as well.

Watch out everyone! The tone police have arrived

Ooh! Someone's in for double detention.
You are getting in a bit of a lather over this Tool.

 

[Deleted member 121]

I can't imagine that youths (love that word) would ever abuse the right to go to the toilet to go to pre-arranged meetings with their friends to chat/vape/smoke weed/ sell drugs/buy drugs/ avoid lessons/ do some vandalism/ use social media to provoke fights.

I'm equally sure that schools are tightening up on toilet use out of sheer cruelty, and not at all after hours of thought, reasoning, debate, consultation at management level.

After all, as some of the most vociferous children adults in this thread will attest, schools exist purely to cause deep psychological harm to young people, and the people who work within them get job satisfaction from sadism.

School certainly sounds much more fun today then it did when I went.

 

[multitool]

Ooh! Someone's in for double detention.
You are getting in a bit of a lather over this Tool.

I'm really not. This is, in the parlance of my teenage daughter, all just "chatting shịt"

 

[AndyRM]

I'm really not. This is, in the parlance of my teenage daughter, all just "chatting shịt"

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

 

[multitool]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

As a prime chatter of shıt, I would have expected you to be able to empathise.

 

[fozy tornip]

I think the point I was trying to make was lost as a result of being unable to upload the photo from the Bristol Post on my phone.
This one -
View attachment 5364

Shoud [sic]
Then [sic]
Leaning [sic]
Equlity [sic]
Female symbol at wrong angle.

I think the school, the parents, pupils and everyone else should be more worried about the quality of the English teaching than the length of the skirts.

If a uniform is a must and skirt length such a concern, why not make everyone wear trousers?

Expert trolling by the lasses.

 

[icowden]

Yes, don't be late for Sir round the bikesheds or he'll get jolly batey!

Who's going to keep cave!?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Who's going to keep cave!?

Quite! I nearly spilled the beans about Sir on my last exeat....

 

[bobzmyunkle]

Sounds like Tool's sort of school
https://www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/...terpret the,excellent behaviour” at all times.

 

[multitool]

Oh look. My little personal troll is at it again.

Creepy.

 

[Julia9054]

Sounds like Tool's sort of school
https://www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/p/britains-strictest-school-is-a-sheffield#:~:text=Whichever way you interpret the,excellent behaviour” at all times.

A well balanced, thought provoking article imo. Unlike the usual dross journalists write about what goes on in schools.