Starmer's vision quest

[winjim]

Knock yourself out if it's your thing....
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I'm just looking a bit more closely at this photo and I'm disappointed that Starmer hasn't smeared himself with excrement like the blokes behind him.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Beats sitting alone in your bedsit, ankle deep in empty Buckfast bottles, having a crywãnk, Mr C.

Happy Christmas 🎄

The voice of experience.

 

[Xipe Totec]

I'm just looking a bit more closely at this photo and I'm disappointed that Starmer hasn't smeared himself with excrement like the blokes behind him.

It's fine - it appears to be his natural talent to metaphorically do so every time he opens his mouth.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

 

[BoldonLad]

I'm just looking a bit more closely at this photo and I'm disappointed that Starmer hasn't smeared himself with excrement like the blokes behind him.

Perhaps he couldn't find a nearby river or beach?

 

[AndyRM]

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That's some hilariously bad Photoshop! Do you need to be a member of the party to be blessed with such a laugh?

 

[multitool]

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Starmer is such a fraud.

Yesterday it was channeling a tank-riding Thatcher.

Today it's the sneaky appropriation of King Charles sausage-fingers.

What next? I ask. Heading Farage off at the pass appearing atop a hunting mare in full tweed? Or beating Rishi to a photo-op behind the decks at Manchester's Warehouse Project about to blow the minds of 5000 libertines with the sickest drop ever heard?

 

[bobzmyunkle]

Or beating Rishi to a photo-op behind the decks at Manchester's Warehouse Project about to blow the minds of 5000 libertines with the sickest drop ever heard?

Waiting for this one from either. Let's hope it happens before 10:30 eh Tool?

 

[multitool]

Waiting for this one from either. Let's hope it happens before 10:30 eh Tool?

Just got in, sorry.

What's the stuff about 10.30? Is it your curfew?

 

[Deleted member 49]

Just got in, sorry.

Neighbourhood watch again or is the carer off for Xmas ?

Merry Xmas to all....even you w@nker x

 

[theclaud]

Happy Christmas peeps!

 

[theclaud]

 

[winjim]

They've got his wife the correct subordinate height in this one.


View: https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1739278542746062973?t=DXgFLHvg2Qjpckn7vVsdgg&s=19

 

[Ian H]

Perhaps he's standing on a box as Roy Rogers allegedly did.

 

[C R]

Perhaps he's standing on a box as Roy Rogers allegedly did.

Didn't Tom Cruise do that next to Nicole Kidman?