Starmer's vision quest

[multitool]

<hand raised> Ooh, me Mr. Tool, Sir! Please Sir! Me! And my skirt is the regulation length.

Oh do be quiet, Spiggot.

Report to my study in 20 minutes.

 

[multitool]

A silly wee emoji.

Well done.

There you go again

 

[Deleted member 49]

At least put some silly music to it....it's fecking pathetic.

View: https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1747902448793010464?t=ZWWG2Q2bjFdCraV-n4XPew&s=19

 

[multitool]

At least put some silly music to it....it's fecking pathetic.

Yeah, what you are doing (bitching on the internet) is far more useful to desperate families.

 

[Deleted member 49]

Yeah, what you are doing (bitching on the internet) is far more useful to desperate families.

Says the pr1ck on a Internet forum.

 

[C R]

Yeah, what you are doing (bitching on the internet) is far more useful to desperate families.

Tool and the Dutch guy keep the irony meter manufacturers in business.

 

[multitool]

Says the pr1ck on a Internet forum.

You've just saved 3 starving families with that post.

Well done

 

[albion]

Ah, but.

Come the revolution, everyine gets paid 100,000. As simple as simple can be.

 

[Deleted member 49]

He likes football and boozers so he's just like us 🤣
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...ur-leader-desperately-tries-to-prove-hes-sexy

 

[AndyRM]

He likes football and boozers so he's just like us 🤣
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...ur-leader-desperately-tries-to-prove-hes-sexy

As long as he doesn't confuse Arsenal with Ajax or another team who play in similar colours, he'll be fine.

 

[Deleted member 49]

Please tell me it's parody.

View: https://twitter.com/keircozens/status/1747935557932425251?t=-whl11uR4QQTnNL5itUcMg&s=19

 

[icowden]

Please tell me it's parody.

View: https://twitter.com/keircozens/status/1747935557932425251?t=-whl11uR4QQTnNL5itUcMg&s=19

It does seem to be an original creation by Keir Cozens MP (Cornwall) rather than an official Labour meme...

 

[theclaud]

Please tell me it's parody.

View: https://twitter.com/keircozens/status/1747935557932425251?t=-whl11uR4QQTnNL5itUcMg&s=19

I've just been expelled from the Labour Party for failing to change my name to Keir by the deadline.

 

[qigong chimp]

cozen
verb [ T ]
literary old-fashioned
UK
/ˈkʌz.ən/ US
/ˈkʌz.ən/
to trick or deceive someone:
In college he learned how to cozen his parents into thinking he remained a good Catholic.
She was determined not to be cozened.

I'd like to see Keir Cozens go up against Rishi Bullshits for the Gt. Yarmouth seat in the GE.

 

[Ian H]

Keith Flett, socialist historian and beer drinker, compares Starmer to Ramsay MacDonald.
The Tories may accuse Labour of radical policies that Starmer and Reeves have long since purged from the agenda. Even so many will be pleased to see a hard right Tory Government ejected from Office at the General Election.
https://kmflett.wordpress.com/2024/01/22/the-left-the-1924-labour-government-limited-progress/