PENSIONERS throughout the home counties have expressed their anger at not being given free money this winter - instead being subject to means testing.
Said one, "The fact that I'm sitting in a £2 million house with a triple lock pension and £100k savings in the bank, shows how mean I am, and this policy is testing that meanness to the limit."
Another old timer agreed saying "I've saved large amounts of money for a rainy day, and I've checked outside and it's not raining, it's snowing, so give me my free money immediately! It is typical of Labour to target the comfortably off when they could so easily charge students double to go to university. None of the pensioners I meet on the cruises I take every year are made of money - as they've spent it all on themselves"