Starmer's vision quest

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albion

Guest
Opinion headline at Inews describe our brain cells as suffering from the vacuous attacks on Starmer.
 
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bobzmyunkle

Senior Member
And this morning (Today R4) we have the Environment Minister announcing a thorough review of the water industry.
Apparently we need a water industry that's 'investable'.
Might be just me but I'm hearing that and thinking the review is starting with a presumption that precludes a successful solution.
 

spen666

Well-Known Member
And this morning (Today R4) we have the Environment Minister announcing a thorough review of the water industry.
Apparently we need a water industry that's 'investable'.
Might be just me but I'm hearing that and thinking the review is starting with a presumption that precludes a successful solution.

What does "investable" mean?
 

Ian H

Legendary Member
And this morning (Today R4) we have the Environment Minister announcing a thorough review of the water industry.
Apparently we need a water industry that's 'investable'.
Might be just me but I'm hearing that and thinking the review is starting with a presumption that precludes a successful solution.

Although the Grauniad reports that turning them into not-for-profit companies is being considered.
https://www.theguardian.com/environ...-england-water-companies-from-making-a-profit
 

BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
Location
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Good question. Maybe ask

https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers/secretary-of-state-for-environment-food-and-rural-affairs

I take it as meaning people* will want to invest in it because they believe they can extract profit, maybe even 'leveraging' assets a bit more to add a bit more debt.

* Not really people as such obviously.

Why not “people”, there are individuals who own shares.
 
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mjr

mjr

Active Member
I don't think Sid has a lot of responsibility for the abominable state of the water industry.
Sid and his ilk have been taking their dividends for years and not been keeping the infrastructure working and fit for the future. He's appointed directors that did that. He's liable if not responsible. Time to call in the shareholder guarantees and if that's not enough, reposess the company.
 

Psamathe

Regular
As of lunchtime today no more sewage will be flowing into any rivers. Newly discovered technique of "clarifying" definitions so under Labour's new "meaning of words" a water course with sewage flowing into it will no longer be called a "river" or a "lake" but instead be known as a "sewer" (or to use the official new name, an "open sewer").

Problem solved with no more than a 15p ball point pen from Sainsbury.

Worked when designing tax rises for "working people", expected to work when "sticking to the Fiscal Rules" (slippery term "Fiscal Rules").

Ian
 

spen666

Well-Known Member
Sid and his ilk have been taking their dividends for years and not been keeping the infrastructure working and fit for the future. He's appointed directors that did that. He's liable if not responsible. Time to call in the shareholder guarantees and if that's not enough, reposess the company.

Thought Sid was getting British Gas dividends
 

AndyRM

Elder Goth
This is a parody account which always makes me laugh. Especially when people don't get the joke.

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icowden

Squire
This is a parody account which always makes me laugh. Especially when people don't get the joke.
I've been playing GTA5 at the moment and there is some brilliant satire in there. I always wonder how many people who have played the game understood the satire.

NON STOP POP - with Cara Delvigne (British DJ)
Have you seen that cartoon movie in the theater? The Loneliest Robot in Great Britain? It really makes England look like a rainy place, full of football hooligans and swingers. Psh, I mean, nothing could be further from the truth. It's actually full of estate agents and Russians.

There's also a great satirical mission setup where Michael (Bank robber) has an argument with his son about how he's just spending all day in his bedroom like a slob playing violent video games and shouting at people he doesn't know. He makes Jimmy go down to the pier with him so they can go cycling. You then have to play the cycle race all the while Michael is extolling the benefits of fresh air and the great outdoors.

Police ask “citizens to be on alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.” Another advert calls on all Americans to “join the rest of the world..and embrace the global passion of soccer,” which allows “sophisticated Europeans” to “let off flares, riot and commit race crimes.”

There is also a great redneck segment about how immigration is reducing now that "we have ruined America o much, no-one wants to come here, and if that's what we've got to do to save ourselves from this tide of immigration then that's what we gotta do". Not to mention the team that wander around the redneck settlement looking for illegals to taser where the deputy only speaks spanish with subtitles that constantly contradict the "chief".
 
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