Starmer's vision quest

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matticus

Legendary Member
Obviously the Tories have never done anything wrong...
  • Badenoch hacked into website - carries custodial sentence.
  • Sunak - fine for not wearing seatbelt. Forgot to mention that his wife ran a childcare company which would directly benefit from government policy. Attended parties during Covid pandemic
  • Johnson - illegal prorogation of parliament to prevent scrutiny of Brexit plans. Broke COVID regulations multiple times. Paid Jennifer Arcuri taxpayers money to get his leg over. Took secret £52k loan with an unlawful declaration. Took £27k of food and failed to declare gift. Presided over cash for peerages. Ignored the Lords Appointment Commission veto of Peter Cruddas. Forgot to register a 20% share in a somerset farm. Conspired to have a journalist beaten up.
  • Charlie Elphicke - 3 counts of sexual assault.
  • Chris Davies - guilty of submitting false expenses claims
  • Imran Khan - sexual assault
  • Craig Williams, Russell George, Nick Mason and Simon Chatfield - betting offences
  • William Wragg - gave colleagues phone numbers in an attempt to get his leg over (honeytrap)
  • Scott Benton - caught in a sting taking money for lobbying
  • David Warburton - sexual misconduct and drug use
  • Chris Pincher - groped two men
  • Owen Paterson - breached lobbying rules for cash.
  • Priti Patel - Bullying and failing to declare meetings with a foreign power (Israel), lobbied to get a mate a PPE contract. deleted text messages required in a Court of Law.
  • Jeremy Hunt - broke money laundering rules. Illegally downgraded services at Lewisham hospital.
  • Jacob Rees Mogg - forgot to declare £6m in directors loans taken to avoid tax.
  • Neil Parish - watching porn in the chamber.
Yes, but apart from viaducts all the above ...
 
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