Sturgeon resigns

[matticus]

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Caption contest!!! OK, I'll go first ...

"So that's 3 99s, one Jubblie, ... "

 

[Xipe Totec]

Caption contest!!! OK, I'll go first ...

"So that's 3 99s, one Jubblie, ... "

Updated for those of you with lives.

 

[multitool]

"muddud?"

"aye...muddud"

 

[matticus]

What is a "Grand Theft Auto", council?

 

[multitool]

Wasn't there something a while back about the Sturgeons being massive swingers, or am I getting my wires crossed

 

[Xipe Totec]

Wasn't there something a while back about the Sturgeons being massive swingers, or am I getting my wires crossed

Amongst various other suggestions - NS being a lesbian & living with her secret celebrity lover, having various affairs with various high-profile opposition politicians and so on.

Could all be true but frankly who cares? No mention of all the dismembered victims under the herbaceous borders though. Funny, that.

 

[multitool]

Ah, remembered now. Was thinking of someone else.

 

[Deleted member 49]

Ah, remembered now. Was thinking of someone else.

Are those premium rate numbers your ringing ?

 

[multitool]

 

[stephec]

Wasn't there something a while back about the Sturgeons being massive swingers, or am I getting my wires crossed

According to the Sunday papers weren't the real Krankies, that's Wee Jimmy and whatever the bloke was called, regulars at swinger parties?

 

[multitool]

According to the Sunday papers weren't the real Krankies, that's Wee Jimmy and whatever the bloke was called, regulars at swinger parties?

Yeah, that was the joke I was setting up

 

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/janeygodley/status/1644713678321643520?s=61&t=IaNHN0MzKohAo3Ktl0DsFQ

 

[AuroraSaab]

What do we reckon about the £100k motor home? Genuinely a SNP 'battle bus' or bought for holidays round Loch Lomond?

Surprised the journos haven't checked the reg with the DVLA to see how many miles it's done per year. It's blurred out on photos I've seen but they probably know the reg. If they'd been off picnicking in it regularly you would think the neighbours would have dobbed them in. Or someone would have seen them eating sandwiches by a pile of sand in a lay by at least.

 

[icowden]

What do we reckon about the £100k motor home? Genuinely a SNP 'battle bus' or bought for holidays round Loch Lomond?

I'm sure it was genuine and granny was just looking after it...

 

[qigong chimp]

What do we reckon about the £100k motor home? Genuinely a SNP 'battle bus' or bought for holidays round Loch Lomond?

I reckon we should focus on the camper-van, and not on Baroness Mone's yacht.