The Good News Only - thread...

[newfhouse]

checked it was a native one, not an invader.

A timely and humane check thereby avoiding the full Braverman treatment.

 

[Ian H]

A timely and humane check thereby avoiding the full Braverman treatment.

I didn't consider a footnote to the effect that different rules apply to aliens if they're non-human - just for those who might not realise.

Anyway, E took a photo...

 

[qigong chimp]

They're in my house you dickhead!

Clearly the aspirational wood-burner with racist adornment is in your house. Dickhead.
You've adopted the Banks's brewery crest as your avatar, and they may blench at being associated with chippy, racist idiocy, in the manner of Heineken and Carlsberg, above.
Although being a Black Country brewery, they may think being known as the racist's pint is sound product placement.

 

[Deleted member 28]

Clearly the aspirational wood-burner with racist adornment is in your house. Dickhead.
You've adopted the Banks's brewery crest as your avatar, and they may blench at being associated with chippy, racist idiocy, in the manner of Heineken and Carlsberg, above.
Although being a Black Country brewery, they may think being known as the racist's pint is sound product placement.

FFS have a word with yourself!

 

[matticus]

I didn't consider a footnote to the effect that different rules apply to aliens if they're non-human - just for those who might not realise.

Anyway, E took a photo...

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I've read that yellow socks are a good guide to nasty invader. So you did the right thing.

Personally I'd have killed the little bastard in a second ...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

As of today there are no UKIP councillors in the country. (That doesn't get rid of the far-wrong-right in the Tory party though.)

 

[theclaud]

They're in my house you dickhead!

Fair play - there's no law against being a racist twat in your own home.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

As of today there are no UKIP councillors in the country. (That doesn't get rid of the far-wrong-right in the Tory party though.)

No Reform councillors, either.
And ever graceful Gullisthenics have driven Stoke into Labour's control.

 

[Ian H]

I've read that yellow socks are a good guide to nasty invader. So you did the right thing.

Personally I'd have killed the little bastard in a second ...

You'd regret it when all the insects have gone. But native hornets are less aggressive than wasps. We think this one was a queen.

 

[matticus]

You'd regret it when all the insects have gone.

I'd settle for just killing all the hornets ... but I fear I lack the skill, time and application. So your bitey friends can relax!

 

[qigong chimp]

I'd settle for just killing all the hornets..

Racist

 

[matticus]

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Racist

Pay attention - I'm focusing on the ones with yellow socks.

 

[winjim]

I've read that yellow socks are a good guide to nasty invader. So you did the right thing.

Personally I'd have killed the little bastard in a second ...

 

[matticus]

<rolls up newspaper ... >

 

[qigong chimp]

FFS have a word with yourself!

Right you are.
This week, I will mostly be having with myself the word... 'grunion'.