I used the term 'statues' figuratively.
Figuratively means a use to indicate a departure from a literal use of words, or in other words metaphorically.
Yes. I understood that people were not actually shagging statues.
The relationship of statues to history is the same as the relationship of the monarchy to history.
I disagree entirely. The monarchy has been around for over 1000 years. Most of those statues for about 100 years.
It still stands that the statues are useful. No-one knew who Edward Colston was until his statue was thrown into the harbour. That single act demonstrated the value of that statue to historical education.
It doesn't follow that we should remove all statues, nor that we should leave them all in place. It does however follow that they are a useful tool to understand history. Similarly the Royal Family in one form or another has been around for 1000 years or so, not withstanding a quick break in the middle for Cromwell. We have a lot of history and historic institutions. The monarchy generates a huge amount of wealth for the country and a great deal of the historical crown properties are open to the public.
More needs to be done to slim down the royal purse, to make more of the monarchy open a bit more normal. Some of it is stuffy and outdated. I don't have a strong argument for doing our own version of the French Revolution however.