Dear God.
I didn't know it was humanely possible to produce that much cheese.
It's OK, no bacterial microbes were harmed in its production.
Are you sure it's journalism that you do?
Farage has said that Coutts were forced into it by the treasury. All they have apologised for is the comments in the minutes that he obtained, pretty much all of which were factual and based on reportage of Farage (and much of which was generated by Farage himself directly or indirectly).
They have also said that they will not reinstate him and have again offered him a Natwest account. Nigel by return is still frothing.
It's lucky that no-one has been denied financial services based on whether they have exercised their lawful right to free speech. They just stopped owing the bank money and weren't rich enough to continue having a bank account reserved for the rich and powerful - so they got offered an ordinary bank account. Like ordinary people have.
Are you sure it's comprehension that you do?
My brother has dealt with Ms Rose a couple of times.
She won't have liked having to make that apology, and I wouldn't want to be whoever it was in Coutts/RBS who wrote that insulting, and incredibly dumb, memo.
But this is not just about Farage.
What part of that do you not understand?
He has sparked the dreaded 'full review' by RBS into how they deal with PEPs, the other banks are bound to do the same, and the government is circling with legislation in mind.
All that is aimed at the other, mostly unnamed account holders who may, or may not, have been dealt with badly under the PEP rules.
That's a pretty good result for any campaign that has only been running a few weeks.