Yet more Tory sleaze….

[deptfordmarmoset]

Mein gott - neither a valance nor a pelmet, but actual Austrian Blinds. This is a serious matter.

I'm not convinced that they're Austrian blinds. They look closer to London blinds. Not that I knew what London blinds were before googling just now. Though it doesn't really matter what we call it as long as it's curtains for Johnson.

 

[Cirrus]

Finially, a sensible post.

Don't be a pelmet...

 

[theclaud]

I'm not convinced that they're Austrian blinds. They look closer to London blinds. Not that I knew what London blinds were before googling just now. Though it doesn't really matter what we call it as long as it's curtains for Johnson.

Every day's a school day with you lot.

London blinds fulfill the desire for a soft swagged window treatment usually with a contrast inverted pleat. They provide a quirky bohemian finish in a decorative fabric but dressed and coutured to ensure the window is very much a focal point. The London can be equally appealing in a voile or sheer fabric without the drama of the main event.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Every day's a school day with you lot.

London blinds fulfill the desire for a soft swagged window treatment usually with a contrast inverted pleat. They provide a quirky bohemian finish in a decorative fabric but dressed and coutured to ensure the window is very much a focal point. The London can be equally appealing in a voile or sheer fabric without the drama of the main event.

Yep, they come with pseuds' corners.

 

[Rusty Nails]

I deplore the way everybody has ruched to attack Boris over his choice of London blinds.

 

[StuAff]

A set of lines from Father Ted spring to mind....
'Chair!'
'Curtains!'
'Floor!'
'Gobshite!'

 

[Unkraut]

Don't be a pelmet...

Should pelmets be made compulsory?

 

[Deleted member 28]

What date was this party again?

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For any other occasion

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Same as mine!

 

[PaulB]

There was no party!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czDrTfK0Tk4

 

[Cirrus]

I think that's enough curtain puns, we need to tie back our responses to them less we get blinded by the lack of fabric that those who flock to the conservatives have

 

[FishFright]

Should pelmets be made compulsory?

Any pelmet discussion should be put in a special , pre- moderated, section where the wrong can safety discuss made up things without reality messing up their precious feelings.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Any pelmet discussion should be put in a special , pre- moderated, section where the wrong can safety discuss made up things without reality messing up their precious feelings.

I got thrown into a window once and the pelmet saved my life.

 

[theclaud]

I got thrown into a window once and the pelmet saved my life.

Common sense, innit.

 

[icowden]

All of a sudden Johnson doesn't seem that bad.....

Oh god...

Be afraid.... Be VERY afraid.

Still - she does have to win a popularity contest if there is a leadership bid....

 

[FishFright]

I got thrown into a window once and the pelmet saved my life.

As Chic may have sang "Last night a pelmet saved my life from some broken glass"

Edited because fat fingers