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At the controls of my private jet.
It's whichever Tory barnacle takes over from Bunter I feel sorry for; having to live with Carrie's taste in home decor until a donor can be milked for a re-furb.
You would think at least half the cabinet are in the same boat.Dorries has weapons grade levels of stupidity but even she knows that any other leader would never even contemplate her anywhere near a cabinet position. Only Johnson with his policy of having people around him who slavishly defend him and have absolutely no ability to threaten his job would even begin to entertain her being anything other than a backbencher.
fark 'em all. Bunch of daffodils.
You would think at least half the cabinet are in the same boat.
They even wheeled out Fabricant the other day. How desperate do you have to be if he’s the only one prepared to defend you.
Dorries has weapons grade levels of stupidity but even she knows that any other leader would never even contemplate her anywhere near a cabinet position. Only Johnson with his policy of having people around him who slavishly defend him and have absolutely no ability to threaten his job would even begin to entertain her being anything other than a backbencher.
fark 'em all. Bunch of daffodils.
Looks like Ant or Dec!He's got a very high forehead.
Is he an alien?
Sadly, he fits right in.He's got a very high forehead.
Is he an alien?
Looks like Ant or Dec!
Exactly, whichever one of them that has that big yed!Or both.
That seems like a vote winner!
Johnson clearly thought it was a 'business' cake alright ??"Happy Birthday to the Prime Minister..." but it isn't the party with schoolchildren singing that which has got him in renewed trouble, but the 30 people 30 minutes cake party in the cabinet room where covid restrictions were agreed.
Defences from the Boris faithful have been all over the shop, from claiming it was only number 10 workers (it wasn't, as both the PM's wife and his interior design consultant were there) or 10 people for 10 minutes (doesn't matter, still illegal at the time), to suggesting that it somehow doesn't count because it was a rubbish party.
If Boris was now pictured playing the fiddle in front of burning buildings, it would fit right in.