General Election 2024....

[ebikeerwidnes]

Has Rishi got Teflon / Waterproof hair?

The rest of him was soaking...

Surreal and amusing - here we go...

Well that started well
Sunak's announcement starts with him getting soaked in the pouring rain
with "Things will only get better" playing LOUDLY in the background

Priceless

 

[AuroraSaab]

Remember folks, vote early, vote often.

 

[Beebo]

So all the MPs who are about to lose their seats have just 6 weeks left.
They are going to have a terrible summer holiday. 😁

 

[BoldonLad]

The talking heads have taken over. I reckon most of the population have tuned out with boredom before Kier even got to join in.

 

[Fab Foodie]

It's ON!

 

[albion]

Will cyclist legislation hit page 1 or page 2 of their manifesto?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Well that announcement clears up any comments about Starmer being wet

Sunak is clearly wetter that a dolphin on a deep dive!

 

[Ian H]

Well I know who I'm voting against.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

https://x.com/The_TUC/status/1793327489709641843

 

[multitool]

 

[Mr Celine]

If Sirkeer had done his press conference without the flags but holding an umbrella (even a union jack one) I'd have voted labour.

Opportunity wasted.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

This is actually a stroke of genius that people are totally missing

As we know he hasn't got a hope in Hell's chance of staying as leader after they loose the election

After which he will resign as an MP and start a new company

Selling "Sunak Hair Gel - guaranteed to stay dry"
after a few months it will have to be banned by The Swimming Association as it amazing water repelling ability will make the swimmer virtually friction free in water
swimmer shaving their legs will be a thing of the past

After that a slightly more resilient version will be sold to the MOD (or the equivalent Armed Forces in another high bidding country) to coat submarines and warships giving a 50% speed increase with no extra fuel consumption
and hypersonic torpedoes will become a reality

This is The Plan - he could get rich(er) than his wildest dreams

 

[Beebo]

This is actually a stroke of genius that people are totally missing

As we know he hasn't got a hope in Hell's chance of staying as leader after they loose the election

After which he will resign as an MP and start a new company

Selling "Sunak Hair Gel - guaranteed to stay dry"
after a few months it will have to be banned by The Swimming Association as it amazing water repelling ability will make the swimmer virtually friction free in water
swimmer shaving their legs will be a thing of the past

After that a slightly more resilient version will be sold to the MOD (or the equivalent Armed Forces in another high bidding country) to coat submarines and warships giving a 50% speed increase with no extra fuel consumption
and hypersonic torpedoes will become a reality

This is The Plan - he could get rich(er) than his wildest dreams

He will definitely resign but the sensible money is on him moving back to the US.

School term starts at the end of August, so he needs to be over there by then.

 

[multitool]

 

[monkers]

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