General Election 2024....

[Electric_Andy]

This is a man who has had multiple affairs and fathered many children.
What do women find attractive in him?

He's a c*nt, and unfortunately a lot of females go for these types

 

[icowden]

Because naturally, if you remove the PM and call off the election, a new PM and new election date is really going to make all the difference and show how competent the party is.

 

[Unkraut]

https://x.com/christopherhope/status/1793382405203456276
Wow! Extraordinary but true - some furious Conservative MPs are tonight working on a plot to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak as leader before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday. One rebel Tory MP tells me he believes “several” more letters of no confidence in Sunak have been submitted to 1922 chairman Sir Graham Brady. The senior Conservative MP told me: “Today has clearly been an absolute disaster but the election is NOT irrevocable; up until the point of the Dissolution of Parliament - when the writs are moved to begin the contests, it can still be aborted. “In other words, if enough Tory MPs, who are clearly going to lose their seats in this already utterly shambolic campaign, write to Sir Graham Brady, tomorrow , the election could still be revoked.”

 

[craigwend]

 

[Rusty Nails]

D-Ream should bring out a new song for Labour in this election: "Things can only get just a teeny bit better...just wait and see"

 

[C R]

D-Ream should bring out a new song for Labour in this election: "Things can only may get just a teeny bit better...just wait and see"

FTFY

 

[multitool]

Things will get immediately better, not necessarily tangibly in terms of public services and money in your pocket, but at least we will be saying goodbye to a culture war govt and ushering in one that will at least try to make iterative steps towards improving the above, rather than a govt that engages purely in populist nonsense like flights to Rwanda.

And it will be iterative, because you can't have everything for free, consequence-free, otherwise everyone would be doing it already.

 

[craigwend]

Thought after yesterday it was...

'Things can only get wetter'...

 

[monkers]

Things can only get Feta ...


View: https://youtu.be/89vEal0_HaU

 

[albion]

Only the 'foaming at the mouth' media channels are reporting it.
Obviously the coup will not happen. How many will simply stand down?

 

[stowie]

I am rather enjoying the Torygraph podcast thing about the election where they are desperately trying to spin the election decision as masterful tactics and Sunak getting soaked and drowned out by the '97 labour anthem as presenting himself as a regular guy. Presumably regular people haven't grasped the concept of the umbrella.

Anyway, the real enjoyment is in the Youtube comments -

 

[albion]

Sat through Question Time to find the Tory plant not outraged by the Tory and Fiona Bruce with her usual double standards but at only Labour not answering the question.
The Tory never answered but it was Labour who also got the Bruce hard time. The plant type person should have been outraged by all 3 situations yet the other 2 completely passed him by.

 

[albion]

Sunak has now sabotaged the Tory Party by dropping the Rwanda bill.
More votes for Reform. The no smoking bit is more labour than Tory, it being a 'freedom' right wing thing.
Maybe a few more votes for Labour there.

 

[cookiemonster]

Things will get immediately better, not necessarily tangibly in terms of public services and money in your pocket, but at least we will be saying goodbye to a culture war govt and ushering in one that will at least try to make iterative steps towards improving the above, rather than a govt that engages purely in populist nonsense like flights to Rwanda.

And it will be iterative, because you can't have everything for free, consequence-free, otherwise everyone would be doing it already.

 

[multitool]

Yep. A children's cartoon meme. That's about right for you.