Just Stop P*ssing Everyone Off

[matticus]

Go on then Matty boy..

You do yours first.

If it's any good - I might give you one back

My favourites are all about visuals. Or timings in the room.

Or accents ... 🙄


😇


Anyway, the test would be if "Bronco" laughed. Then you could form the officlal NACA Court of Humour - perhaps nominating two other judges for your panel.

 

[newfhouse]

Anyway, the test would be if "Bronco" laughed.

This will be the bloke that thinks every forum joke or amusing cultural reference has to be explained to death, will it?

 

[mudsticks]

My favourites are all about visuals. Or timings in the room.

Or accents ... 🙄


😇


Anyway, the test would be if "Bronco" laughed. Then you could form the officlal NACA Court of Humour - perhaps nominating two other judges for your panel.

Excuses excuses.. 🙄

And sorry, if "who" laughed...??

Anyway I already sit on one committee type thing.

I'm not sure if I could cope with any more atm.

I've heard it all before.

It was garbage then, and it's garbage now.

👍🏼 for so swiftly confirming your self assuredly rigid mindset, and inability to learn anything new.

It's no new news to anyone here, I don't suppose, but sometimes it's good to have these things confirmed in writing.

 

[matticus]

This will be the bloke that thinks every forum joke or amusing cultural reference has to be explained to death, will it?

Well maybe that IS the case. In which case I'd be setting myself a tough challenge, don't you think?

Would YOU take it on? We could take it in turns, a sort of charidee challenge. First one to get a smile out of Red Rum nominates the charidee the other spends the weekend working for.

 

[qigong chimp]

qigong chimp said:
Dear Bronco

thankyou for your interest in our vacant Dictionary Corner position. Sadly we've given the job to our leftie mate. He laughs at our jokes, and calls people racist as and when we require. Top man!

FTFY

Hmmm..
A left wing sour-tempered stoat with a head injury and Tourette's?
I'm not sure I can make that work comedically - perhaps you could have a go? - but remain open to any other suggestions you may have.

 

[mudsticks]

Hmmm..
A left wing sour-tempered stoat with a head injury and Tourette's?
I'm not sure I can make that work comedically -

Oh come off it Chimpers -

It 'stotally possible 🐿️

 

[matticus]

It 'stotally possible 🐿️

... and weaselly achieved.

 

[mudsticks]

... and weaselly achieved.

If anyone suspects that
"We're here all week"
I'd imagine that they 'definitely' won't be... 🙄

 

[Fab Foodie]

Somebody around here needs to get their Mink coat....

 

[Ian H]

Somebody around here needs to get their Mink coat....

Wear it like you stole it.

 

[matticus]

Wear it like you stole it.

That pun is wasted here!

 

[Pale Rider]

That pun is wasted here!

Really, would you like me to explain?

 

[All uphill]

I'm not keen on gammon, which is odd because I like bacon, ham, and roast pork joints.

Agreed, the gammon in our local pub tends to be a bit stringy and hard to digest.

I much prefer the bean casserole, although that can be the cause of endless wind.

 

[matticus]

Really, would you like me to explain?

No, I meant it's too good for this place! Unless i've now fallen for something else ...

 

[multitool]

I'm not keen on gammon, which is odd because I like bacon, ham, and roast pork joints.

Would be auto-cannibalism.