Starmer's vision quest

[multitool]

Yes, you are all quite right. Media space should be left for solely for Tory messaging.

 

[winjim]

Yes, you are all quite right. Media space should be left for solely for Tory messaging.

Oh I agree. If the message is that you're trying to mislead people into thinking you're not using single use plastic bottles when in fact you are* that's important for the public to know.



*And putting them on the floor. The floor!

 

[multitool]

Yes. That must be the only reason why.

There can be no other possible explanation.

They did it purely for the photograph, but were so foolish they left them in shot.

Yes. It must be that.

 

[winjim]

Keir Starmer puts his cup of tea on the floor at home. Victoria's constantly tutting at him and having to get the nest of tables out. Even then he doesn't use a coaster. And when he has his friend round for tea they just eat their spaghetti hoops off their laps, don't even put the X box controller down.

 

[winjim]

'Tech brother'

F*cking hell, Starmer really is your dad trying to be cool but cocking it up and embarrassing the whole family in the process.


View: https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1790701398335561930?t=pwGgQjaSF8hJzRFeHxfgVw&s=19

 

[AndyRM]

Right about now, Sunak tech brother,
Check it out now, Sunak tech brother...

I assume he was going for "tech bro", realised he'd sound like a clown and then somehow made it worse?

 

[winjim]

Right about now, Sunak tech brother,
Check it out now, Sunak tech brother...

I assume he was going for "tech bro", realised he'd sound like a clown and then somehow made it worse?

Yeah, he stumbled over 'Tech bro' as he's obviously never said it out loud before.

 

[AndyRM]

Yeah, he stumbled over 'Tech bro' as he's obviously never said it out loud before.

I've only ever heard it used in disparaging/vaguely ironic ways before so had he managed the press would have had a field day.

Sunak is anything but in any case; for all he bangs on about technology he doesn't have a clue, remember his £180 "smart mug"? Laughable.

 

[winjim]

I've only ever heard it used in disparaging/vaguely ironic ways before so had he managed the press would have had a field day.

Sunak is anything but in any case; for all he bangs on about technology he doesn't have a clue, remember his £180 "smart mug"? Laughable.

Yeah, he's a finance bro if anything. A City wide boy maybe, but probably* without the coke and hookers.

*Probably

 

[AndyRM]

Yeah, he's a finance bro if anything. A City wide boy maybe, but probably* without the coke and hookers.

*Probably

He went to Stanford for a bit, which in his mind probably qualifies him. Hell, I lived in California for 4 years so I guess I'm one too!

 

[winjim]

Have Multz and Paul Mason ever been seen in the same room?

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Speaking of Paul Mason this should be worth a laugh.


View: https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1790792470202114524?t=UH014qsxbkXRkhCLbyo3mA&s=19

 

[theclaud]

Speaking of Paul Mason this should be worth a laugh.


View: https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1790792470202114524?t=UH014qsxbkXRkhCLbyo3mA&s=19

LOL. It was always going to be him, Eddie Izzard or another one of those Midwich baby Keirs that's spawned from a briefcase.

 

[qigong chimp]

The Great Car Owning Economy can be made to work - and save the environment at the same time - if we all just believe a little harder.
Keir I believe, help Thou mine unbelief.

 

[theclaud]

 

[winjim]

Of course the new set of pledges are obviously bullshit and not even worth putting the time in to read, but I'm hoping for some good piss takes.


View: https://twitter.com/DanHowdle/status/1791040771388231927?t=CnMooMylHen38SJYUXI_Sw&s=19