Beebo
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Are we certain it isn’t a weird April fools joke.
Yet more Tory sleaze….
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Are we certain it isn’t a weird April fools joke.
multitool
Pharaoh
The thought did occur, but normally April Fool's jokes are predicated on getting you to believe something ridiculous and unlikely
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Ian H
Legendary Member
Trouble is, checking it would involve visiting the Ma!l Online, which is rather like rolling in dogsh!t.
ebikeerwidnes
Senior Member
deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
Ian H
Legendary Member
ebikeerwidnes
Senior Member
I bet the price would go up as well!!
BoldonLad
Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
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multitool
Pharaoh
Yes, she probably sends you to Rwanda, post coitus
Not a chance.
She'd eat you after sex.
Ian H
Legendary Member
Only his head.
glasgowcyclist
Über Member
Is the headline a clue pointing to Matt Hancock?
newfhouse
pleb
I wanted to ask my MP, the Policing Minister, if he knows who it is but as he has blocked me on Twitter I’ll just have to keep guessing.
multitool
Pharaoh
Yes, it does look that way...and with Hancock anything is possible.
ebikeerwidnes
Senior Member
Yes, she probably sends you to Rwanda, post coitus
If it was me I would have run further than Rwanda after - just in case it happened again!!!!
Oh - and - on another point
Matt Handcock (yes I know but the spelling is more appropriate) is NOT a Tory MP at the moment
so - technically - it can;t be him the headline is talking about in the brothel (although this is the Mail so maybe they would just do it to make the headline better??)
but what if he was the senior colleague - they didn't say the colleague was a Tory MP!!!
and if you - unexpectedly - find yourself naked in a brothel - as you do - then which colleague would you ring???
I mean - it wouldn't be Bill Cash
maybe a whip (enter your own jokes here)
or a colleague that has experience of these environments
which would narrow it down to
well - half the party probably - but anyway
thinking of someone senior that has a sleazy background of a sexual nature then we come to
Johnson possibly
Handcock - again possibly
are probably at the top of the list I know about
although as far as I am aware no-one has claimed either of them frequent brothels - Johnson has enough trouble keeping up with wives and girlfriends to widen his scope
anyway - interesting
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deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
Not technically a Tory MP as Hancock sits as an independent while taking public money as an MP for his benighted constituents. However, he is known as a government minister for the Tories as well as a Coladangelo groper who appeared on I'm a Celebrity. I wouldn't discount him simply because he's had the whip withdrawn. The Mail doesn't work strictly to facts.
