Can the (Met) police ever change?

[multitool]

Yeah, that sort of stuff only happens to people who didn't go to university, doesn't it.

Tell you what though, I'm not going to be so utterly cheap as to use other people's tragedies as top trumps in an argument on a cycling forum.

Twat.

 

[qigong chimp]

Motorcycle accident fatality?
Luxury!

 

[mudsticks]

Motorcycle accident fatality?
Luxury!

I know disjointed interjection is rather a motif of yours - not complaining - just observing you understand.

But even so... 🙄
Edit..

Ah ok I get it .
'Real Men'..

Real manly men ..
Swoon 💃

 

[Deleted member 28]

Yeah, that sort of stuff only happens to people who didn't go to university, doesn't it.

Tell you what though, I'm not going to be so utterly cheap as to use other people's tragedies as top trumps in an argument on a cycling forum.

Twat.

It's called 'life experience ' you complete melt, the very thing you accuse people that 'climb a pole 'for a living can't have gained.

You really are are a failure aren't you.

 

[Deleted member 28]

I know disjointed interjection is rather a motif of yours - not complaining - just observing you understand.

But even so... 🙄

Explain to me WTF he's on about!

 

[qigong chimp]

When I were a lad, being gorily dismembered by runaway trams was a regular occurrence on the way to school. And on the way home.

 

[mudsticks]

When I were a lad, being gorily dismembered by runaway trams was a regular occurrence on the way to school. And on the way home.

Likewise, and then when we'd get home our mams would opine ..

"Stuff and nonsense, tis nobbut a scratch'

As we extracted shards of fender from our spinal column..


View: https://malcolmmiddletonanddavidshrigley.bandcamp.com/album/music-and-words
'Monkeys'

Ont musical box, int packing shed as I type..🙄

 

[mudsticks]

Explain to me WTF he's on about!

They're rather mildly lampooning your claim to having had it grittier than anyone else, and knowing more about life experience etc.

The leaving it to the 'real men' thing is quite funny tbh 👍🏼

 

[multitool]

It's called 'life experience ' you complete melt, the very thing you accuse people that 'climb a pole 'for a living can't have gained.

You really are are a failure aren't you.

You can't even read can you, you dork.

I didn't say that at all.

 

[multitool]

Anyway, I once saw my best friend, Bunty, make terrible hash of his knee whilst out beagling.

 

[qigong chimp]

My daughter's allergic to lychees, you bastards.

 

[qigong chimp]

Likewise, and then when we'd get home our mams would opine ..

"Stuff and nonsense, tis nobbut a scratch'

As we extracted shards of fender from our spinal column..


View: https://malcolmmiddletonanddavidshrigley.bandcamp.com/album/music-and-words
'Monkeys'

Ont musical box, int packing shed as I type..🙄

Thanks for that steer

 

[Deleted member 28]

Anyway, I once saw my best friend, Bunty, make terrible hash of his knee whilst out beagling.

Dig away you saddo.

 

[mudsticks]

Thanks for that steer

Don't whatever you do listen to the one about the animals in the wood..

It's very very rude 👀

 

[qigong chimp]

OK, I won't.