multitool
Pharaoh
Squabble?, don’t over-rate yourself, you are amusement material, nothing more.
Cheap points though, eh.
There comes a point in everybody's life, either sooner or later, where they are touched by tragedy. As it happens, mine came sooner than most. You won't ever hear me talk about it though, other than with very close friends, and only at their behest, and most definitely not with total strangers, on the Internet, for reasons I, personally, would regard as distasteful.
YMMV.