Yet more Tory sleaze….

[Mugshot]

The Parable of the Prime Minister’s Curtains and the Mysterious Black Bin Bag

 

[Rusty Nails]

To all those making a fuss about the curtains...........just pull yourself together.

 

[theclaud]

The Parable of the Prime Minister’s Curtains and the Mysterious Black Bin Bag

Mein gott - neither a valance nor a pelmet, but actual Austrian Blinds. This is a serious matter.

 

[Mugshot]

To all those making a fuss about the curtains...........just pull yourself together.

I miss the report button

 

[Mugshot]

Mein gott - neither a valance nor a pelmet, but actual Austrian Blinds. This is a serious matter.

What date was this party again?

For any other occasion

 

[Deleted member 49]

All of a sudden Johnson doesn't seem that bad.....

View: https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1469792571262177280?t=erMvgs8HvAbkBQRubQ6BtQ&s=19

 

[Ian H]

Mein gott - neither a valance nor a pelmet, but actual Austrian Blinds. This is a serious matter.

Oh dear. I seem to have fatally derailed this thread. How do I make amends?

 

[Mugshot]

Oh dear. I seem to have fatally derailed this thread. How do I make amends?

Not a bad start.

 

[theclaud]

Oh dear. I seem to have fatally derailed this thread. How do I make amends?

I don't think the curtains need mending - they are supposed to look like that.

 

[Ian H]

I don't think the curtains need mending - they are supposed to look like that.

There must be a joke about how you make an Austrian blind.

 

[fozy tornip]

Mein gott - neither a valance nor a pelmet, but actual Austrian Blinds. This is a serious matter.

At the first sign of an interminable pelmet thread I'm outahere.

 

[fozy tornip]

There must be a joke about how you make an Austrian blind.

Build a concentration camp behind his house?

I'll get my coat.

 

[Mugshot]

There must be a joke about how you make an Austrian blind.

With a nod to your recent thread, get the Met to train them.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

At the first sign of an interminable pelmet thread I'm outahere.

May I ask that curtain jokes be quickly drawn to a close?

 

[Mugshot]

May I ask that curtain jokes be quickly drawn to a close?

Finially, a sensible post.