"F*ck the Tories!" A thread dedicated to Nadine Dorries

[icowden]

First time in his life he's ever pulled out.

Boris's statement

I believe I am well placed to deliver a Conservative victory in 2024 - and tonight I can confirm that I have cleared the very high hurdle of 102 nominations, including a proposer and a seconder, and I could put my nomination in tomorrow.
There is a very good chance that I would be successful in the election with Conservative Party members - and that I could indeed be back in Downing Street on Friday.
But in the course of the last days I have sadly come to the conclusion that this would simply not be the right thing to do. You can't govern effectively unless you have a united party in parliament.
And though I have reached out to both Rishi (Sunak) and Penny (Mordaunt) - because I hoped that we could come together in the national interest - we have sadly not been able to work out a way of doing this.
Therefore I am afraid the best thing is that I do not allow my nomination to go forward and commit my support to whoever succeeds.

Boris Translator:
I believe I can make a lot of moolah out of this and tonight I can confirm that I have got nowhere near 102 nominations but lets face it I'm hardly going to admit that, am I?
There is a very good chance that I would be successful in the election with Conservative Party members - and that I could indeed destroy the party completely and be facing a deselection battle by Christmas.
But in the course of the last days I have been told by some of my closest supporters to f*ck off before I cost them their reputation and seats and have sadly come to the conclusion that Carrie has told me to shut my f*cking gob and book a holiday to the Seychelles.
And though I have reached out to both Rishi (Sunak) and Penny (Mordaunt) - because I hoped that we could come together in the national interest - they both told me to stick my head up my own arse with a firecracker and light it.
Therefore I am afraid I may be truly f*cked and have booked plane tickets...

 

[Fab Foodie]

First time in his life he's ever pulled out.

In time....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Boris's statement

Boris Translator:
I believe I can make a lot of moolah out of this and tonight I can confirm that I have got nowhere near 102 nominations but lets face it I'm hardly going to admit that, am I?
There is a very good chance that I would be successful in the election with Conservative Party members - and that I could indeed destroy the party completely and be facing a deselection battle by Christmas.
But in the course of the last days I have been told by some of my closest supporters to f*ck off before I cost them their reputation and seats and have sadly come to the conclusion that Carrie has told me to shut my f*cking gob and book a holiday to the Seychelles.
And though I have reached out to both Rishi (Sunak) and Penny (Mordaunt) - because I hoped that we could come together in the national interest - they both told me to stick my head up my own arse with a firecracker and light it.
Therefore I am afraid I may be truly f*cked and have booked plane tickets...

Boris's letter was a narcissistic, egotistical, puke-fest - British exceptionalism writ large in human form. Nobody who thinks that highly of themselves should be in charge of anything except their own personal dictatorship....

 

[stowie]

Johnson got 102 nominations but no-one knows who they are because they go to a different school.

 

[mudsticks]

Boris's letter was a narcissistic, egotistical, puke-fest - British exceptionalism writ large in human form. Nobody who thinks that highly of themselves should be in charge of anything except their own personal dictatorship....

Yebbut he'd be a larf down the pub, right??

 

[theclaud]

Johnson got 102 nominations but no-one knows who they are because they go to a different school.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Now that her sugar daddy has gone and she is probably going to go to the House of Lords, she is calling for a general election.

Doesn't she know by now she's never going to get the man.

She's like the chemist with a crush on Doc Martin on the TV.

 

[Beebo]

Now that her sugar daddy has gone and she is probably going to go to the House of Lords, she is calling for a general election.

Doesn't she know by now she's never going to get the man.

She's like the chemist with a crush on Doc Martin on the TV.

It’s all calculated.
If she takes a peerage she has to call a by-election.
If there’s a general election she can slip away without as much fuss.

 

[Mugshot]

View: https://twitter.com/RegardantAlice/status/1584987445900513280?t=84EhNsJKXpJupAkpofr8dw&s=19

 

[Beebo]

Oh poor old Nadine!
Her flagship policy up in smoke.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64174141

 

[C R]

Oh poor old Nadine!
Her flagship policy up in smoke.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64174141

Oh dear, what a shame.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

But it seemed like such a well thought out and financially responsible policy with big advantages for the real people of the country

I can;t believe the woke lefties currently in charge have decided to cancel it!!!

Note - above comment may contain sarcasm

 

[Deleted member 49]

I'd of prefered Naked Attraction but at least it's something decent for a Friday night in....

View: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1618906096554622976?t=wWr44O4wBDvx_oWd7CC8UA&s=19

 

[winjim]

I'd of prefered Naked Attraction but at least it's something decent for a Friday night in....

View: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1618906096554622976?t=wWr44O4wBDvx_oWd7CC8UA&s=19

Oh God, imagine you're watching Naked Attraction, you're thinking she's quite fit then the last section goes up and it's Dorries.

 

[Deleted member 49]

Oh God, imagine you're watching Naked Attraction, you're thinking she's quite fit then the last section goes up and it's Dorries.