War with Russia

[multitool]

Yeah right, the only diving you could do is into the biscuit tin.

Another Mitty.

Talking of mitties...

Shep in Shep's mind:

vs Shep in reality

 

[multitool]

View: https://youtu.be/P183Uo5Ust4

 

[Deleted member 28]

Talking of mitties...

Shep in Shep's mind:

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vs Shep in reality

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If you say so......

 

[multitool]

pretty much as I said then. glorified window cleaner

 

[Deleted member 28]

pretty much as I said then. glorified window cleaner

Pass the chamois. X.

 

[multitool]

oh wowee

 

[stowie]

Pass the chamois. X.

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I really want to be at the bottom of this tower when you reach the very top so I can shout "Down, Shep!"...

 

[Deleted member 28]

I really want to be at the bottom of this tower when you reach the very top so I can shout "Down, Shep!"...

You can't seriously believe I've never heard that before, jeez.

 

[stowie]

You can't seriously believe I've never heard that before, jeez.

I am certain you have heard it many, many times and find it very tiresome . Which is in no small part why I would find it so childishly funny!

 

[Rusty Nails]

oh wowee

Accept it, you've just been handed your are ar*e on a plate.

 

[Deleted member 28]

I thought I was being original but because I have no imagination I thought it was hilarious.

Sorted that for you.

 

[Deleted member 28]

I am certain you have heard it many, many times and find it very tiresome . Which is in no small part why I would find it so childishly funny!

I thought it tiresome when I was 10, since then I just find it bewildering that some people think they've come up with something original.

 

[multitool]

Accept it, you've just been handed your are ar*e on a plate.

What, by somebody who climbed a ladder

 

[Deleted member 121]

Fair play. It's not a job i could do. I'd be kicking logs out of my trouser legs. ..

 

[multitool]

Why? It's completely safe and he knows it. Working off a scaffold is way more dangerous. Working in a trench even more so.

He climbed a ladder, with a safety harness on. Wowee. If he climbed it without, then had 6 pints at the top, I'd be (mildly) impressed.